I'm Elizabeth. I LOVE pretty nails, extra high heels, FOREVER 21, Glee, House, Bones Lady GaGa, Shopping, Expensive Make-Up & Glitter lots of Glitter!~ I am in college now going for a medical stenography mmm.. i I am pansexual~ Ask me anything!!~~ ♡

My love and me at work about to scare some people! 💜💙 #scarowinds #londonterror #monster #groupie #love #holloween

My love and me at work about to scare some people! 💜💙 #scarowinds #londonterror #monster #groupie #love #holloween

My train train is running really late so @joshm76 and I stopped at Krispy cream! #pumpkinchessecakedonut  #love #fall #hotchocolete #yum #lovehim #bestguyever

My train train is running really late so @joshm76 and I stopped at Krispy cream! #pumpkinchessecakedonut #love #fall #hotchocolete #yum #lovehim #bestguyever

  • Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
  • After jerking off : men are gross

(Source: lanamusic)

(Source: sikitis)

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

(Source: miss-nerdgasmz)

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

(Source: anormaux)

(Source: vietouslememes)

(Source: trespuntouno)

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

unwavers:

plot twist: you look in the mirror without criticizing yourself